The Pocket Manual (Paperback)
HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE - THE EASY WAY
Be ready to ride the big dipper of the mixed metaphor. Be ready to dip your hands in the lucky bag of life, gather the storm clouds of fantasy and anoint your own genius.
By following the clear and concise instructions contained in this book, you can realize your fantasies of having a Number One Pop Hit on the OFFICIAL Top 40 charts.
You have everything it takes.
Beyond that, we promise you nothing.